1. 1. People Who Do Not Think Golfers Are Athletes: I have
heard time and time again from my friends that golfers are not athletes. I have
played on the NHS golf team for three years now, and I tend to disagree a lot.
For the golf team, I have to stand up for over two hours during a round. At the
same time, I have to carry a ten-pound golf bag with clubs for over two miles.
I need a lot of stamina and endurance to do this. That does not even talk about
the golf swing, with involves a lot of flexibility as well as strength in every
single part of the body to hit the golf ball long and straight. When I hear
someone say this to me, I get frustrated because they do not understand how
much hard work it took to get me in shape to play this sport, and I really wish
everyone could see the things golfers have to do to play well.
2. 2. Comments People Say to Me When They Get a Better
Grade: For years, people have been comparing their success in
school to mine. I have always been a good student, but sometimes I do not do my
best and receive a lower grade than one of my classmates. Whenever someone gets
a better grade than me, I always hear, “Wow, I can’t believe I beat Louis.” I
am a normal human being, and all human beings make mistakes, so you do not have
to rub in my face how you beat me. One grade is not everything, and I just get
really annoyed how people think one better grade is the best accomplishment of
their school careers.
3. 3. Nicolas Cage: This guy is in too many movies. I
turn on the television and all I see is Nicolas Cage. He has to stop being in
so many movies. Also, his voice is very weird. It seems very dark and spooky
even though he has been in a decent amount of movies that little kids watch (i.e.
National Treasure). He is scaring away little kids, and he is scaring me away
from his movies because that voice is just too bizarre.
4. 4. NFL Commentators: To me, all NFL commentators
just hate the Patriots. I love the Patriots with all my heart, but the
commentators just ruin the games for me. When the Pats score a touchdown, “it
is the defense’s fault”, not because the offense made a good play. When the
opposing team makes a good play, it is the “Patriot’s fault for not stopping
that team”. Almost every commentator does this, and it sickens me that the
Patriots are treated this way. All I want is for these commentators to give
some credit to the Patriots. That is all that I want.
5. 5. People Who Stop Texting For No Reason: I hate it
when I am talking to a friend, and they just stop talking. We had been talking
for a while, and my friend just leaves without any acknowledgement. They do not
say, “Hey, got to go,” or, “Need to do something. Be right back.” They just
leave the conversation without telling me so. Is that how my friend would act
in an actual conversation? No. For some reason, though, it is okay to do that
when texting. I just sit there and wait, but there will never be any reply. It
hurts my feelings when someone just leaves and does not tell me they are
leaving. I just want to know so I can move on with my day.
6. 6. My Mother While I Am Driving: I got my
learner’s permit for driving in June, and ever since then I have driven with my
mother a lot of times. As she is sitting next to me while I am driving, she
tends to make sudden movements to indicate that she is worried about something.
For example, when she sees a car five hundred feet away from out from a
driveway, she flinches and slams down on an imaginary brake hoping that I stop
in time. What she does not know is that I was already on the brakes before she
made those motions. It annoys me because when she makes those motions, it puts
a feeling in me that she does not trust my driving, which I really do not like.
What upsets me more is that I ask her to stop making these movements because it
makes me nervous, but she still tends to do them anyway. I guess it is a mom
thing to do this, but I still do not like when she does this.
7. 7. Infomercials: Some infomercials are on too many
times. Sometimes, when I am watching a show on television, I see the same
infomercial three or four times. Then, I change the station to watch a
different show, and that same infomercial in on that station. After a while, I start
to memorize the dialogue from these commercials because they are on so much. I
do not want to memorize the dialogue of an infomercial; it takes up space in my
brain, and I do not want useless items in my brain. The TV stations can show an
infomercial one or two times within a few hour period but they do not have to
torture me and others by putting the same thing on three or four times within
an hour.
8. 8. Easton, MA Cell Reception: I
sometimes go to Borderland State Park, Target, Shaw’s, and other places near
the Five Corners area of Easton. For some odd reason, I always get a phone call
from someone while I am in a car on Route 106 as I am going to Five Corners.
The problem with that is that the cell receptions in that part of town is
terrible, and whenever I get a call, I cannot hear the other person speak
through the phone. I want to hear the other person, and it annoys me how
sometimes I cannot hear them. Every conversation is important to me, and if
Easton’s cell reception cannot give me my important conversation through my
phone, then my life is now different than if I answered the call regularly.
I really believe golfers are athletes! I golf a lot and it is tiring. Also Nicholas Cage is a horrible person. Great job.
ReplyDelete#5 is so true!
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